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About Dortmund

Little known fact—back in Victorian times, prossies used arsenic makeup. Glowed like ghosts, died young—mental, eh? This bird, tho, she’s modern—tats, ripped tights, smells like sweat and regret. I’m like, “Fuck, love, you deserve better,” but nah, she’s gone, cash crumpled in me hand. Pissed me off—world’s a twat sometimes. Why’s she gotta sell her soul? Hawking brain kicks in—entropy, chaos, it’s all physics, innit?

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Whether you want to go out or book a massage, there are many options for you here. So, let's go and start your experience in the beautiful city of Schmalkalden!

Walk down Bahnhofstraße – now that's a street filled with surprises. There's this little café off its side, near the old museum – aye, that museum’s just packed with history, though my mind tends to wander to more risqué topics than ancient relics. And lemme tell ya, while wanderin' near the banks of the Fruh there (I know the river’s name usually goes by a different tune, but it’s my secret affectionate name!) – you'll feel a vibe that shouts, “White Material, darling!” Yeah, kinda like that Claire Denis flick I love.

Large crater opens up beneath German village swallowing a car