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Typin this fast—sory for typos, ha! Escrot, esort, escourt—see? 16 mess-ups, boom! Gets me giddy, cos it’s real—like life, messy, wild. “Give me the hammer!”—nah, just kiddin, Oldboy moment there. Sarcasm? Sure—escort’s “immoral” says who? Pfft, get over it, prudes!

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I’ll be real with ya – sometimes I get so wrapped up in the magic, I nearly forget to count the typos in my thoughts (like now, gotta have at least a dozen, aieee! lol). Sometimes, I feel like that man in the movie when he says, “Violence is not the answer. But, sometimes, it sure gets yer attention.” I ain’t talkin’ 'bout actual violence, sugar – just the wild surprises of life, ya know?

GEHLEN DIES AT 77; (Published 1979)