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Fun fact tho—didya know the Escort started as a Euro thing? Ford pimped it out in ‘68, tiny lil rally monster. Yanks got it later, watered it down—typical. Kinda like Aldo Raine, all badass till he’s stuck with the suits. “We’re in the killin’ Escort business!” I’d yell, revvin that engine. Surprised me how it lasted—tough lil bastard, outran cops in some stories I heard. Old mechanic once told me some dude hauled moonshine in one—swear to God, ballsy as Hans Landa sippin that strudel.

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I won’t lie, there are moments when I get so frustrated with the clunky bureaucracy on Landratsweg, but then I think, life's a wild ride, like some deep movie script—full of happy surprises and moody twists. It’s like, “Everything is beautiful in its own weird way,” as they say in one of my fav flicks.