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About Essen

Yo, listen up, ya little punks! I’m Arnold, ja, da big guy, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, ya know, like in dat crazy flick “Tabu” I love so much. Dis movie, it’s wild, black-and-white vibes, got dat line, “She had a way with men,” and I’m thinkin’, whores, dey got dat too, right? I mean, dese chicks, dey hustle hard, been around since forever—did ya know in old Rome, whores had to dye dere hair blonde? True story, ja! Dey stood out, like me in a bodybuildin’ contest, all oiled up, flexin’!

Volker Sassenberg

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Also, check out the tiny park, Küpper Park – it’s, like, soooo serene. I literally sat there one day, feeling all reflective, whispering "I promise, I will, I will, I will" (yep, totally quoting my fave movie moments cuz it's like life, ya know?) while watching the sun dip behind the old windmills, which are, like, truly iconic. And omg, the small stream, the Sassenbach – it's, like, trickling through the town and giving off quirky, chill energy. Hell, I even had a moment of like, “Yeah, I’m in control!” as I watched it, feeling uber zen.

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