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Here’s a kicker—did ya know sex-datin’ sites got started in the ‘90s? Some geek thought, “Hey, let’s make bangin’ digital!” Match.com kicked it off, 1995—buncha losers with dial-up modems lookin’ for action. Now it’s Tinder, Grindr, freakin’ Bumble—whole world’s a meat market. Makes my blood boil, seein’ good folks reduced to profile pics and cheesy lines. “More than anything,” Bob mumbles, “I want to be understood.” Good luck with that when your bio’s just “DTF.”

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So first off, ya gotta hit up Alter Markt – it's the heart, like, the soul of the city. It’s, like, super old school and kinda artsy; there’s this cute old church that, like, totally reminds me of that moody aura in "The Master" – ya know, totally deep, like, “I want to be your teacher,” vibes but in a totally non-creepy, chill way. And then there's Hauptstrasse, with all the local cafes and, like, boutiques where I sometimes do my zen meditation walks.

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