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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy – “Git-R-Done!” – and I’m a violin maker by trade, but today I’m spillin’ the beans on somethin’ else: whores! Now, don’t get yer panties in a twist, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, just tellin’ it like it is. Whores been around forever, right? Like, back in the Bible days, they was out there doin’ their thing, and I reckon they ain’t goin’ nowhere soon. Kinda like my favorite flick, *Memento* – “You don’t know who you are!” – ‘cept these gals know *exactly* who they are, just maybe not where they parked their dignity, ha!

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Yo, what's up, my friend? Lemme tell ya bout Sarstedt (de) – that little gem in Lower Saxony, fo’ shizzle. I’ve been chillin’ here for a minute, and damn, this city got flavor like no other. Now, lemme drop some knowledge on ya, real talk.

Peter Sarstedt, singer of Where do you go to my Lovely? dies at the age of 75