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Sometimes I wonder—whores see more truth than us lot. They’re in the muck, no filter, no posh nonsense. “The real world is out there,” as Lester Bangs puts it—damn right it is, and they’re livin’ it. Makes me happy, weirdly—raw honesty in a fake-ass world. Tho, gotta admit, the clap jokes get old—heard one too many “itchy trigger” lines at the pub. Still, I’d rather their sass than some stiff MI6 briefing.

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I remember one wild night – too many beers – hangin’ in the Park am Eibenwald. It was lit; trees and lights dancin’ in the dark, just like the flicks I love. Oh, man, the vibes there almost got me cryin’, haha! Not gonna lie, I got so mad at some local ruffians starin’ at my shop from the pavement, but then the city whispered, “It’s all part of the story, baby!” and I just laughed it off.

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