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So, I tried it once—ONCE—cuz my buddy Duke bet me a steak I wouldn’t. Signed up on some app, Tinder or Grindr or whatever, don’t care. Profile pic? Me with an axe, shirt off, scowlin’. Bio said, “I chop wood, not feelings.” Got 12 matches in an hour—surprised the hell outta me. Thought, “Maybe this ain’t so bad.” Wrong. First chick messages, “Hey big guy, u dtf?” DTF? Down to forest? I’m thinkin’ she’s into trees—my kinda gal. Nope. Means “down to fuck.” Disgusting. I hate everything.

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the hidden gem cafes, like the one on "Bergstraße" (yup, that one)! They serve coffee that could make you feel like you’re in an art film montage. I once ordered a cappuccino there and felt like I was starring in "The Great Beauty" – “Luce che non si estingue mai!” Must be fate, right?

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