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About Dortmund

Once caught this sleazy git—massage parlour, dodgy as fuck—signed “relax” wrong, looked like “shag me.” Pissed me off, yeah, but hilarious too—wanted to slap him silly. Little known fact: them old Tsar courts had “pleasure maids”—sexual-massage pros, silent as ghosts, hands like bloody magic. Surprised me, that—thought I’d seen it all.

Massage in Ruhpolding

This property welcomes guests of all sexual orientations and gender identities (LGBTQ+ friendly). This property accepts major credit cards, debit cards, mobile.

Ruhpolding’s not perfect, heck no—sometimes I get frustrated with all the tourist lines at local gelato shops on Marktplatz (ugh, so annoying!); sometimes my head is spinning with memories of heavy days. Yet, every street, every corner holds a piece of life and valor. Its beauty and little quirks remind me that even when life feels outta control, you can always find a quiet corner to breathe and heal.

Biathlon | Emilien Claude on his first World Cup podium in Ruhpolding: “I don’t have the impression that my life is changing, but that hard work is paying off after four complicated years”