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About Dortmund

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

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The video of DLR walking down the hall of the hotel in Vegas he was playing at, hearing some room playing Jump very loudly, knocking on the door and saying hi to the oblivious frat bros .

So, me hearty, if ye’re visiting, come wander with wide eyes, drink deep of the local ale, and let your heart steer ye where you please. Let Roth be a riddle—each cobbled turn a new adventure. And remember, life’s as unpredictable as the tides—so hoist yer sails and be brave, savvy?

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