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About Hamburg

Hey man, so I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.”—and I’m here, thinkin bout sexual-massage, yeah, that slippery stuff. Been readin up, like an economist, right? Supply, demand, all that jazz. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—its a freakin market! People pay big, like $200 an hour sometimes, for hands to glide where the sun don’t shine. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder—why so pricey? Oh wait, illegallity jacks up the cost, duh! Like in “Melancholia,” Kirsten Dunst says, “The earth is evil,” and I’m like, nah, it’s just horny and broke.

The beauty of relaxation.

Yo, hey friend! We come in peace. So lemme tell ya bout PRodenkirchen (de)! I'm a chill masseur livin here fer years now. It's wild, man, like The Assassin (Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2015) - quiet, mysterious, and smooth.

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