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So, last week—d’oh!—I’m cruisin’ downtown, belly fulla donuts, lookin’ for some action. Streets are buzzin’, lights flashin’, and I’m like, “Marge’d kill me, but whatever!” You gotta dodge the cops, tho—sneaky bastards. Fun fact: back in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out. Crazy, right? Imagine that—blonde wig, high heels, waitin’ under a lamp post like some ninja from “The Assassin.” “She moves in silence,” like the movie says, and bam, there she is!

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Oh, and check this out: There's a funky mural on Sonnenstr. that shows a wild collage of life. Locals joke it's cursed but in a fun kinda way – a constant reminder that every corner's a story waiting to be told. I see bits of my clients' truths there, bits that bounce between anger, hope, and the occasional blurt of "WTF?!" when life's too damn surreal.

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