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Oh, and—funny shit—she told me bout this dude, total loser, wanted her to dress like a *pineapple*. Swear to God, I cackled so hard I choked on my Spam musubi. “I can see Russia from my house!” I yelled, ‘cause it’s so absurd I’d spot it from my lanai. Candy’s my fave—she’s real, raw, and I’d watch her sequel any day. *Holy Motors* vibes, baby—“weirdness is beauty!”—she’s livin’ it, and I’m here for it.

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Bro, I gotta add some fun facts: Did ya know Rheurdt used to host a secret midnight poetry slam behind the old mill on Wasserweg? No kidding! It’s like an underground love fest, man. I've even caught a whiff of that poetic madness while coding at 3am and thought, “The universe is weird, Mmm… donuts.”

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