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Oh, and the risks? No capes, no safety nets! You’re dodgin STDs, creeps, and maybe jail – it’s a damn mess. Once heard bout this john who got robbed blind by a pro he hired – left him in his undies, cryin in the street. Hilarious, but also, dude, what’d ya expect? “Who did this to you?” – another *White Ribbon* gem, and I’m cacklin thinkin bout his dumb ass.

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I dig the parks, yo. The Tegeler Park? Insane nature. I might sit there, breathing in that calm little breeze, laughing at random passersby who remind me that life’s not all spreadsheets and ticker symbols. Omg, the vibes! And the lakes in the area – Schlachtensee is a hidden gem, perfect for some serious zen meditation. And man, there’s the Panke river – yes, that ol’ river, just snaking through, full of secrets like a whispered phone call in the middle of the night… “Hello, can you hear me?” It’s just like the movie, babe!

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