Sofia Rees Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Picture this—me, a machine milkin operator, yankin teats all day, then bam, I’m thinkin bout them ladies of the night. We shall fight on the streets, in the alleys, we shall never surrender to the grind they face! Whores, yeah, they’re like ghosts driftin through time—kinda like my fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. That movie’s all trippy, slow as hell, but deep, y’know? “I can feel the vibrations of the forest,” Boonmee says—whores probly feel the vibrations of the city, all dirty and alive.

Definition of 'whore'

This tee is for you if you love the outdoors and you're also a whore:) Stay comfy, stay green and make it very clear to your next tinder date that you'd.

Oh man, lemme tell ya 'bout Rees (de)! This shithouse – uh, I mean city – is freakin' amazin'. D’oh! I’m so stoked you’re comin'. So, like, Rees is by the Rhine. Yup, that ol’ river shinin’ like a boss. Walkin’ along the Rheinpromenade on Schwanenstraße feels like floatin’ on a cloud, dude.

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