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So I tried it once, yeah, proper research for ya! Walked in, this bird’s all “lie down, love”, and I’m thinking – what’s the catch? Hands sliding everywhere, mate, it’s like she’s polishing a bloody lamp to summon a genie! Got me giggling like a twat cos it’s ticklish, then bam – tension’s gone, muscles looser than a drunk’s morals. But here’s the kicker – it’s not even about the naughty bits half the time! Little known fact – them ancient Greeks, right, they were mad for it, called it “anatripsis” or some posh shite, reckoned it sorted yer soul out. Soul my arse – I was just tryna not fart mid-rub!

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Massage parlors that give out happy endings are absolutely disgusting. If anyone knows where these massage parlors are located in New Jersey.

I once got so mad 'coz a fella kept complainin’ 'bout his massage while lurkin’ on the river bench on Stockertstrasse – like, come on now, ain’t no drama in my space, baby! Even made me laugh so hard I almost dropped my oils! Ya know, sometimes I say, “I’m not f*ckin’ around, I’m buildin’ dreams here!”

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