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About Cologne

Well, halleluyer, chile! Lemme tell y’all ‘bout this sex-dating mess! I’m sittin’ here, insurance agent by day, watchin’ folks swipe left and right like they tryna find a policy with no deductible! Sex-datin’—ooh, it’s wilder than a mule on moonshine! You got these apps, Tinder, Bumble, whatever—folks out here lookin’ for a quick “hookup” like it’s a drive-thru at Mickey D’s. I seen it, honey, and I ain’t impressed!

Rain check right before first date

Rainy days are considered cuddle weather, so why not take it up a notch. Here are rainy day sex tip to get hot and sexy with your partner.

Man, I walk past the Rainer Fluss every mornin’ – yeah, the river’s a beauty but sometimes, it’s a total pain in the ass, rushin’ by like it’s got somewhere important to be. I swear, one day, I nearly lost my keys ’cause I was distracted by how the autumn leaves danced on the water. That’s Rain for ya.

Plenty of warmth, not much rain this week