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Had one meself once – proper lush, but pricey, £100! Made me happy as a black hole feastin’ on light. But then, this dodgy parlour – ugh, stank of cheap lotion, bloke didn’t even wash his hands. Pissed me off, yeah? Felt like a supernova of rage. Shoulda known – if it’s £20, it’s sus. Little fact: legit ones use hot stones sometimes, heats yer muscles, feels like floatin’ in space. Bet ya didn’t know that, eh?

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I remember, like, one day, I was sittin' outside Kaffeeklatsch on Marktplatz, reeeeaaaaly relaxed, and suddenly, a gust of wind almost took my hat – a moment that simply "reminds me, no, we're all just trapped in the madness..." (yeah, that movie still creeps me out sometimes). Happenned when I was tryin' to channel my inner Zen master, and it just made me laugh at life's bizzare twists.