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Man, I know, I'm rambling – just like life. Sometimes I think, "Are we even here?" That line in Under the Skin, "We are all become nothing," rings in my ears when I see the absurdity around. And with every sarcastic chuckle I let out, I feel the stress melt away, if only for a minute.

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