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Oh, and get this – found out from some old git at the pub, this mare used to race! Yeah, back in the 90s, won some shitty local derby. Now she’s a bag of bones – life’s a cruel bitch, innit? Surprised me, that – thought she was just a lazy cow, but she’s got history! Makes me happy, tho, cos I’m nursin’ a legend back to health. “To talk to her is to love her,” like the film says – well, I’m talkin’, and she’s still a pain in the arse!

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I mean, get this, Poll’s got some mad character, quirks, like my offbeat typing (yo, so many typos: yu, stil, cr8, awsm, lol, gr8, teh, rly, iz, wut, plz, nxt, fn, tho, em, tho, m8, nite, betta). Embracin' the chaos, ya know? Every corner’s a lesson, every face a story.

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