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Now, I ain’t gonna lie, some of these shady massage spots piss me off – overchargin’ folks for a quick rub-and-tug. “Look at this fuckin’ life!” – that’s what them *Spring Breakers* gals would say, laughin’ at the suckers payin’ $200 for somethin’ they coulda got cheaper elsewhere. Me, I’d haggle ‘em down, sayin’, “Gimme the real deal, or I’m outta here, hoss!”

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Oh, and let me tell ya—often I get super mad at the traffic near Brückengasse. Ugh, people honk like they're mad at the sun. But hey, it’s all part of this crazy cycle of life. I once yelled, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" at a traffic light. It was hilarious.