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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, gladiator of this damn bestiary, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage – respect my authoritah! This ain’t no weak-ass back rub, nah, it’s the real deal, hands slidin’ everywhere, makin’ ya feel like a king or some crap. I seen it, I felt it, and I’m pissed nobody told me sooner – where the hell was this when I was stressin’ over “Synecdoche, New York”? That movie’s my jam, Charlie Kaufman’s a freakin’ genius, all that “what’s real, what’s fake” bullshit – fits perfect with sexual-massage, ya know?

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Sexual massage, Golden Shower (give), Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Kissing if good chemistry, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge.

You ever been to the hidden little alley off Marktgasse? No? It’s a secret haven, totally underrated. I, uh, once set up my dating site meeting there—so many love stories started in that messy backstreet. Crazy, right? And man, those neon lights of a retro diner reflect off the slick wet pavement after rain—like a scene straight outta In the Mood for Love, all moody and filled with longing gazes.