Amelia Othmarschen Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Berlin

I was sittin’ there, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like tradin’ stocks blindfolded. You got yer Tinder, yer Bumble, all them apps promisin’ love or at least a good time. But lordy, half the time it’s catfish city! I heard tell of a gal who matched with a fella claimin’ he’s a doctor—turns out he’s a dog groomer livin’ in his mama’s basement. “This is how you do it,” he says, sendin’ her pics of poodles ‘stead of penthouses. Made me madder’n a wet hen—don’t lie ‘bout yer portfolio, darlin’!

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The local park, Ohlsdorf Park (yeah, not to be confused with the cemetery nearby – sorry, not sorry, it’s a vibe), is my go-to for those moments of zen. I walk there when I’m feeling overwhelmed or just lit to get some fresh air. Ummm, the park’s not huge but it’s perfect for heart-to-heart talks with Mother Nature.

Arson attack on German paper that printed Charlie Hebdo cartoons