Taylor Osternienburger Land Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

I’m laid back, sippin’ gin, picturin’ it—some dime piece or fine dude workin’ them fingers like a pro. Sexual-massage been around forever, fam. Word is, back in ancient China, them emperors was gettin’ it poppin’ with silk sheets and oils smellin’ like heaven. Little known fact—Cleopatra? She was all ‘bout it too, bathin’ in milk then gettin’ rubbed down, real regal shit. Me? I’d be like, “Keep it comin’, baby,” lightin’ a blunt while they do they thang.

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Life here is a crazy montage. One moment you're in a fun tunnel of memory, next you're starin’ at reality. It’s like Synecdoche said: "I have become my own proof." Har har, man!