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I roll up, all smooth, “Hey, darlin, what’s the deal?” She’s givin me that side-eye, like I’m some chump coder tryna steal her app idea. “50 bucks,” she says, flat. 50?! Shit, I’m pissed—inflation’s a bitch, huh? Used to be 20, tops! I’m thinkin, “This ain’t fair, I’m the Winklevoss twins gettin shafted here!” But I’m happy too—least she’s real, not some catfish scam. Surprised me, tho—girl’s got a tat of a QR code. A fuckin QR code! Scan it, takes ya to her “rates page”—modern hustle, man, I’m dyin laughin!

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The local river, the Murg, is another story. Flowing past neighborhoods like Durbach, it’s a chill spot to watch the world drift by. Sometimes I muse how the river's like the stream of passion itself – unpredictable, windin’ and twistin’ – and I get all dramatic, babbling about “quid pro quo” and all sorts of sexy paradoxes. I might even get a bit riled if some posh lot disturbs its peace, angry that nature’s harmony gets disrupted by our busy lives, y’know?

5 IN FAMILY SLAW; FATHER IS ACCUSED (Published 1964)