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What pisses me off? Liars. Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re 5’7”—bro, I’d zap ya with my ray gun! Catfishin’s the worst—like, why post a pic from 2010? Got me yellin’ “Fraud!” like I’m auditin’ claims. But yo, the hookup stories? Hilarious. This one chick met a guy on Bumble—thought he’s a poet ‘cause he quoted Shakespeare. Turns out, he’s a broke-ass waiter who Googled it. “Such extravagant courtesy!” I cackle, picturin’ Gustave clappin’ at the hustle.

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Honestly, the vibe here makes me laugh at times, cry at others, and my hands get the magic during massages—leavin' impressions on both skin and heart. Every crack in the pavement tells a story, each corner whispers secrets. And yeah, sometimes I mess up my words, think fast, errr, jitters, you get me? It's life! Livin’ out here on Oberschoeneweide feels like being in a quirky movie, where every scene is a mix of sweet and sour, calm and clashing.

In Berlin, a Creative Paradise That’s Easiest to Reach by Boat (Published 2019)