Mila Oberschleissheim Sexual Massage ❤️

About Cologne

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap. Sexual-massage? What a load’a nonsense. Bunch’a sweaty hands rubbin’ ya down, callin’ it “therapy.” Gimme a break. I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some hippy dippy masseuse near me. But fine, you asked, so here’s the deal—deadpan, no sugarcoatin’.

Philosophy

The Massage itself was just wonderful and sensual, he really knows how to touch and use pressure on the right spots.

I gotta say, you can feel the passion in the brick walls of every corner. Locals gather in the tiny taverns near Liebestraße – oh sorry, sometimes names slip – ya get the drift, though. And every time I wander, I recall that movie line: “The shadows hide the truth…” as if our lives here are a mix of mystery and raw desire.

Incredible discovery of 1,200-year-old long-lost medieval village in Germany