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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Erotic-massage? Pfft, just fancy rubbin’ with extra steps. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick where Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” Well, ain’t nobody laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough by some oiled-up stranger. I tried it once, okay? Once! This chick’s hands were all over me, slippin’ and slidin’ like she’s tryin’ to polish a damn table. Made me madder than a badger in a trap—felt like I was betrayin’ my own skin.

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I’m not lying—this city sometimes drives me nuts with its odd charm and spur-of-the-moment surprises! One time, making my way down Lindenallee, I nearly missed the tiny bookstore that doubles as a venue for clandestine poetry readings. Total mind-blow. Oh, and then there’s the Vernetzte Bar on Kaiserstrasse—a secret dive where witty banter and spicy trivia keep the night alive like an old movie montage.

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