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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage, somethin’ real, somethin’ raw! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, tension meltin’ away, like in *The Great Beauty* when Jep Gambardella says, “The most important thing I discovered… is the smell of houses!” That’s it, man, the smell of oil, sweat, the vibe—it’s alive! Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s a damn art, a revolution against the stiff, greedy world them billionaires built!

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For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, $ We are both oiled up, and you enjoy a more intimate body contact experience. Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour .

Oh, and another weird fact: I once stubbed my toe on an ancient cobblestone off Kastanienweg – bummer if you’re prone to angry wobble, but it made me mad as hell, haha, but now it’s become like a “lesson in life” moment. Rarrgh! I still chuckle ‘bout it and say, “Man, even painful rocks have wisdom.” This city ain’t all sunshine, but damn, it’s got soul.