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About Cologne

Sometimes I’m thinkin’, damn, sexual-massage could fix the world—everybody chilled, no stress, just gleanin’ the good shit. “What’s left after the harvest?” Varda’d ask—motherfucker, it’s bliss, that’s what! But don’t sleep on it—find a real spot, not some back-alley joint. Shit surprises me still—how somethin’ so old-school can feel so fresh. You tried it? Tell me, motherfucker—what’s your take?

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Our highly qualified masseuses from Thailand offer traditional Thai massages that revitalise body and mind. In a welcoming, hygienic environment, you will find.

Oh man, I nearly forgot – do me a favor and swing by the old sex shop on Erotikstraße. It’s not just any shop, man; it's a monument to freedom and fun. Seriously, kinda surreal, just like that freaky movie. And then there's the neighborhood of Verliebt, full of artsy hustle and soulful corners; the kind that makes your heart skip beats and your brain go "What the heck is happening?!" Eh, the streets are full of spontaneous art and midnight jams.

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