Vanessa Neustrelitz Whore ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

What gets me goin’ tho—happy as a shark with lasers—is how she’d flip the script. Clients thought they had power, but nah, she was the boss, pullin’ strings like me with my evil empire. Surprised the hell outta me once when she dodged a creep with some next-level ninja move—bam, gone, like “a spirit vanishing into the forest.” Straight outta the movie, I swear! I was cacklin’—dude’s face, all dumb and drooly, priceless.

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I am your father… oh, and let me tell you bout Neustrelitz (de). Dude, this place is somethin’ else. I live here, in this quirky town with streets like Schlossstrasse and Augustastraße. They go on for miles, right? And there’s this insane park—Schlosspark Neustrelitz—that feels almost magical. Every time I wander there, my mind flips to scenes like in "The Great Beauty"—you know those classy, poetic moments? Yeah, just like that.

Figure 1. The northern Central European lowlands are characterized by a...