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About Berlin

So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total chaos, right? Hyper-enthusiastic me signed up once—thought I’d be the king of Bikini Bottom hookups! Nope. First date? Guy showed up in flip-flops—FLIP-FLOPS, matey! I was like, “The cosmos is trembling,” straight outta Béla Tarr’s flick. Where’s the effort? Made me so mad I nearly flipped me spatula!

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the weird local quirks. I once met a date on a bench near the Speedwell Fountain (jap, that’s a real name, right?). Me, laughin’ at my own code errors and her wonderin’ why the fountain moved as if ‘I’m your father’ was whispered from the deep. It’s kinda eerie, you know? Like life be crackin’ jokes without mercy. I swear, every alley seems to whisper ancient secrets, like them hidden lines from my fav movie. “And the eternal city, she burns!”—nah, not really but ya get the drift.

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