Amelia Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m groovin’ like Austin Powers, sizin’ up this prostitute scene. Picture it, right—some bird workin’ the streets, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a Joker quip from *The Dark Knight*. “Why so serious?” I’d ask her, cos she’s out there, dodgin’ coppers and punters like it’s a bleedin’ game. Swear, it’s a gas, watchin’ her strut—total shagadelic vibes, but dark, y’know?

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!