Mia Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Exaggeratin’ – maybe. But I’d say. It’s the granddaddy – of open-world chaos. GTA owes it – EVERYTHING. Little quirk – in my head. I’d hum Sinatra. While jackin’ cars. “Fly me – to the MOON!” – as I mow down. Pixel punks. Sarcasm? Oh – it’s *ART*. A masterpiece – of glorious trash. You ever play it? Tell me – whaddya think. Of that ol’ *Prostitute* magic?

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!