Emilia Neustadt (hessen) Erotic Massage ❤️

About Berlin

Hiii, oh my Gawd, so I’m sittin’ here, right, like a total radio operata’, spinnin’ dials in my head, thinkin’ bout erotic-massage, ya know? *nasal twang* I mean, who doesn’t wanna get all oiled up and rubbed down like some fancy schmancy spa day, huh? *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! So, lemme tell ya, erotic-massage ain’t just some quickie back rub—naw, it’s like art, like in my fave flick “Tabu”—ya seen it? That Miguel Gomes guy, 2012, total genius—there’s this vibe, all mysterious and sensual, like when Aurora’s sittin’ there, dreamin’ bout her past lovers, and I’m like, “Ooooh, honey, that’s the erotic-massage vibe right there!”

Oh my gosh, let me tell ya bout Neustadt-(Hessen)! So, I'm a masseur here, right? Workin’ with people every dang day, feeling the vibes of the city – it's like livin’ in a movie sometimes, ya know? "It's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me!" Lightbulb!