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About Cologne

So, erotic-massage—ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this whole vibe—sensual, steamy, gets ya goin’. I heard—get this—ancient Rome had these spots, bathhouses, where folks got oiled up, rubbed down, and it wasn’t just cleanin’! Freaky, right? Makes me wanna yell, “Great Scott! They were livin’ it up!”—way before my gears were even dreamd of. I’m jealous, man, stuck harvestin’ corn while they’re gettin’—well, you know.

The neighborhoods, oh boy – each one got its own flavor. In Ehrenberg, there’s that grungy yet cozy vibe. Stuff like broken streetlamps on Winkelgasse makes me mad sometimes ‘cause they ruin the perfect dark knight ambience. But then, you see a beam of light and think “Lightbulb!” and all is forgiven. Meanwhile, in Westend, trendy little massage studios and art galleries pop out like unexpected plot twists!