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About Dusseldorf

Oh, and fun fact – ancient Rome, they had these massage parlors, right? Senators gettin’ oiled up, sneaky lil’ happy endings – called it “thermae fun.” Bet they’d kill for that now! Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans ain’t changed – still chasin’ that buzz. Tho, gotta say, modern ones? Overpriced sometimes – $100 for 30 mins? Robbery! I’d rather gnaw my own arm off – or someone else’s, heh.

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!