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About Leipzig

Alright, listen up, you degenerates. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap. Erotic-massage? Pfft, glorified rubdown for perverts. Saw this flick, *Holy Motors*, fuckin’ weird masterpiece—dude’s drivin’ around, livin’ fake lives, kinda like these massage parlors. “I am so tired,” he says, and shit, me too, tired of hearin’ ‘bout oily hands slidin’ everywhere.

The neighborhoods, oh boy – each one got its own flavor. In Ehrenberg, there’s that grungy yet cozy vibe. Stuff like broken streetlamps on Winkelgasse makes me mad sometimes ‘cause they ruin the perfect dark knight ambience. But then, you see a beam of light and think “Lightbulb!” and all is forgiven. Meanwhile, in Westend, trendy little massage studios and art galleries pop out like unexpected plot twists!