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About Munich

Little known fact, right - back in Roman times, gladiators like me, we’d get groupies, prostitutes hangin’ round the arena, hopin’ for a bit of glory-by-proxy, shaggin’ the champ. Wild, eh? So I’m channelin’ that, struttin’ like I’ve just slayed a lion, but this bird’s not impressed - she’s all “50 quid, no hagglin’,” and I’m gutted, mate, fumin’! Where’s the banter, the negotiation? I’m tryin’ to “drill down to core competencies,” but she ain’t buyin’ my management bollocks.

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You gotta check out the neighborhood of Eichenhain. Street names like Kastanienweg and Eichendorffweg are just so old, so mystical, so… magical. I once got so mad at a stubborn pigeon right outside my office there, but then I laughed 'cause life’s absurd sometimes – you know what I mean? Haha, typical Neuffen bits!

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