Penelope Murr Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

What pisses me off? The hypocrites. Blokes judgin’ her, then sneakin’ round at night. Fuckin’ wankers. Me, I’m happy seein’ her strut—takes guts, that. Surprised me once, too—caught her hummin’ some French tune, soft as silk. “What separates us, unites us,” Godard whispers in my head, and I’m like, “Bloody hell, she’s human, innit?” Not just a shag, but a soul, mate.

THE WHORE HOUSE CALLED, YOUR MOM IS STILL BUSY - Lera Murr

Yeah, definitely. I've always had a thing for Q, but I always thought that's because he's the "bad boy" and that's my type. But I now I'm like, hmm, Murr is kinda cute, and he actually seems .

I hope you get the picture, man. Murr (de) ain't just a dot on the map—it's a living, breathing canvas of emotions, stories, and the occasional mess-ups (like my typos here: sorry, I'm just havin' fun, lol!). Catch you soon, and remember—No capes!

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