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About Dusseldorf

So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, innit? Bit of touchy-feely, bit of naughty, and a whole lotta awkward if you ask me. I’m picturing it now – some poor sod lying there, all oiled up, thinking, “Oh, this is relaxing,” then bam, it’s all handsy and you’re like, “Mate, what’s the game plan here?” Reminds me of *Talk to Her* – y’know, that Almodóvar flick I’m mad about. There’s this line, “A woman’s silence can be gold,” and I’m thinking, yeah, ‘cept when she’s moaning through a dodgy massage, eh? Silent my arse!

Escape into Fantasy

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Now, let me tell ya, this hidden gem of a town got its own character. Stroll down Zum Alten Schmied—you’d think it’s some tiny pub in a sketchy back alley, but no, it's a powerhouse of stories. I’ve seen some clueless idiots trying to impress babes there with their lame pick-up lines. "Idiot sandwich!" I'd yell in my head, just like Gordon Ramsay would if they even had the courage to be so cringe-worthy.

U13s: champions of the Vereins Cup in Germany