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So, check this—sex-dating’s like plantin’ crops, but hornier. You throw seeds out there (aka pics on apps), hope somethin’ grows, but half the time it’s just weeds—lame matches ghostin’ ya. I got pissed once, this chick unmatched me after I said I dig dirt more than clubs. Like, eat my shorts, lady! Who doesn’t love a guy who knows soil pH? Made me happy tho when this one dude slid in my DMs talkin’ bout heirloom tomatoes *and* a date. Score!

Here’s to dating with confidence.

Sex Apps sind der kürzeste Weg, um unkompliziert Kontakte zu knüpfen, die nur das eine suchen. Und wer jetzt denkt, dass das ausschließlich ein Ding von Singles ist, täuscht sich .

Alright, lemme tell ya 'bout Mitte, baby. Now, I've been livin’ in this heart o’ Berlin for years, runnin’ my massage parlor on Rosenthaler Straße near Hackescher Markt. Ah, that place, man—it’s got history and hustle, ya know? I’m talkin’ bricks n’ spirit, kinda like in "No Country for Old Men" – “You think when you wake up in the morning, what’s left of me is gone?” Nah, right? That’s the soul I see in these streets!

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