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About Cologne

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, them gals in Russian Sign Language—da hands flyin’ like missiles! Whore, see, it’s a word, gets folks riled up, makes me madder’n a wet hen. I reckon it’s ‘cause it’s slung ‘round like mud on a pig farm. Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know, shame on somebody! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, I’m sharp as a tack—well, maybe a dull one.

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Oh! And don’t get me started on the vibe in Hackescher Markt. I can be massaging muscles one minute deep in talk ‘bout life, and the next minute, I’m caught up in the lively banter and cool craziness of street performers. Man, I get mad if folks don’t respect the past—like how old architecture meets modern art. Sometimes, I jump in my head thinking, “This ain’t no ordinary place, ya hear?” And hey, if you wander off, check out Rosenthaler Platz for a raw mix of baroque legends and gritty street art.

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