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Oi, mate, gather ‘round, it’s Loki here—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” y’know? Talkin’ ‘bout prostitutes today, ‘cos why not? Got me thinkin’—like in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, that dark, twisty flick I adore, where Ofelia’s stuck between grim reality and freaky fairy tales. Prostitutes, yeah, they’re kinda like that—dancin’ on the edge of society’s rules, dodgin’ judgment like it’s a bloody Pale Man chasin’ ‘em.

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Alright, listen up. Mechernich is a dump—but a charming dump, I guess. I've been living here for years, at least since I opened my spa on Hauptstraße. Yeah, that Hauptstraße. You know, the one that's crammed with drunk cafes and weird ice cream trucks. I hate everything, but sometimes even these crappy spots feel cool in a weird way—just like that movie, Uncle Boonmee, remember? "Boonmee... recall his past lives." Weird, right?

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