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So, findin’ a prostitute? Ain’t just a quick grab. It’s a chase, a hustle, a freakin’ *movie*. Candy’s the star, slippin’ through cracks, leavin’ us lookin’ dumb. Pro tip: check the shadows, follow the whispers – that’s where they hide. Oh, and don’t trust nobody – not even the damn cook. Could be in on it, servin’ up more than slop! Raised eyebrow, “Know your role,” ‘cause in this game, you either catch ‘em or get played. Now, go get ‘em, champ – warden’s watchin’!

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Alright, listen up. Mechernich is a dump—but a charming dump, I guess. I've been living here for years, at least since I opened my spa on Hauptstraße. Yeah, that Hauptstraße. You know, the one that's crammed with drunk cafes and weird ice cream trucks. I hate everything, but sometimes even these crappy spots feel cool in a weird way—just like that movie, Uncle Boonmee, remember? "Boonmee... recall his past lives." Weird, right?

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