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Yo, listen up, ya! I’m Arnie, machine milkin’ operator, ja! Brothels, man, dey wild, freaky places. Got dat vibe, ya know, like *Spring Breakers* - “Dis is our time, bitches!” I see ‘em, dese houses of sin, pumpin’ energy, cash flowin’ like milk from my machines. Worked hard, ja, muscles flexin’, but brothels? Dey got no rules, total chaos!

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Then there's Gedenkstätte Weg or something like that—I forget the name—but it’s a place where you reflect on nonsense. I sometimes think of it as my own private nod to past lives. My spa has a small plum corner near this spot, where it's quiet and smells of lavender and regrets. Hell, there’s a tree with a crooked branch that I swear looks familiar from a past anger. I get mad sometimes when the locals leave rubbish right underneath it. Unbelievable.

Bruder Klaus Field Chapel / Peter Zumthor