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Oh, and don’t get me started on the local cuisine. Some spots serve mad fusion food – like kebabs with local brews. True juggernaut taste, ya know. I nearly got my tongue twisted countin’ them; I ain’t even kiddin’, ev’ry bite blast me mind like an oil boom in a desert, straight "There's gonna be blood" energy.

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