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Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So, sex escorts, right? I’m talkin’ real fancy ladies – or guys, whateva floats ya boat – who get paid to, y’know, “hang out.” Nasally snort. I mean, I ain’t judgin’, live and let live, but sometimes I’m like, “How happy can ya be?” Like in *Eternal Sunshine*, Jim Carrey’s all, “Blessed are the forgetful,” and I’m thinkin’, maybe these escorts forget the weirdos they meet! Hahaha, that laugh, oy!

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Now, lemme share a secret: I have a nickname for my fav spot near the river – I call it “The Chill Zone”. Not many know about it. The little alley off Am Fluss feels like my own hidden bubble—a space where calm meets chaos in a cool, explosive way. I even did my meditation there once on a rainy day. And you know what? I kind of maded out (yeah, 11 typos – oops, sorry, my brain went on a mini rampage: smaybe, defnitely, alot, reallly, pruubastic, phatastic, awsum, krzy, bonzai, truley, luvvly) in that moment!

Permaculture course at the Kashi Ashram in Sebastian