Jasmine Malsch Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Oh, and the apps? Don’t get me started! Swipe, swipe, bang—ugh, exhausting! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “These pics are faker than my cousin’s Rolex!” *nasally snort* Made me mad, ‘cause I’m like, “Gimme real, not filters!” But when it works? Oh, honey, it’s fireworks—like Joy dancin’ in my brain! Once dated this guy, total freak—y’know, in a good way—taught me some tricks I ain’t forgettin’. *wink*

About the Museum

Concerns the history of the Jewish community of the small town of Malsch in Baden in southern Germany.

I’m such a dork about these details. I mix up street names, but really, every corner is a story. Its quirks are messy, imperfect – just like our crazy lives. So, if you ever visit, bring your wildest dreams. Laugh a lot, rant a little, and soak in the eclectic tunes of Malsch. It’s our spectacular, spontaneous slice of earth that feels kind of like home.

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