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Personal quirk? I’m imaginin’ her in my Aston Martin, leather seats, screamin’ my name—exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? She’s a laugh, too—heard her slag off some wanker tryin’ to chat her up, “Piss off, you limp prick!” Had me in stitches, nearly dropped my drink. Sarcasm’s her game, and I’m here for it.

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Fred Malchow served prison time in New York for rape as a young man, and he made a connection behind bars with another Buffalo housebreaker, Billy Jackson.

Ever been up on the hill in Oststadt? Bro, the skyline, it’s like a scene from a movie – surreal, spooky, dramatic. I had this random epiphany, mid-night, like “daaaamn… this place is art that bleeds.” I mean, you never really see places like this if you're just on cruise control. Somethin’ ‘bout the slow walk, his kinda vibe, reminds me of Lucrecia Martel’s shootin’ style in that flick.

Alvin L. Malchow